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A boy went to his mom to ask for money:SON: Mom, I need some money to buy a bicycle MOM: What do you think I am made of money?SON: Isn’t that what MOM stands for?
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I don’t mean to push all your buttons I was just looking for mute
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On the Internet you can be anything you want. Its so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
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Customer: “Waiter, this soup tastes funny.” Waiter: “Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?”
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Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m dressing!
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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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Who says nothing’s impossible I’ve been doing nothing for years
This and that
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At school the teacher asks, Johnny tell me a word with the letter S (broom) but where is the S, on the (stick)
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Just saying
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All these out there refusing to shake hands because they think they are going to catch Coronavirus.
I’m refusing to shake hands because everyone’s out of toilet paper.
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I was walking down the street, when I was approached, by a few people, one of them asked me, would you like to be a Jehovah Witness, I said I’m sorry, I didn’t see the accident, the other guy just looked at me, and said you catholic I said no my cat doesn’t lick unless I’m there.
Im ashamed to die until i have won some victory for humanity. 