Cows go who
Don’t be silly cows go moo
What do clocks do when they’re hungry?
They go back for seconds
Who’s in charge of the pencil case?
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Because they crack them up
Knock knock who’s there
Heaven seen you in a long time nice to see you again
Why did the students report card get wet?
It fell below C level
How did she know the snowman ignored her greetings?
He gave her the cold shoulder
Why did the woman fall in the well at night?
Because she couldn’t see that well
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships just don’t work out
Why did the bird go to the doctor?
To get a tweetment
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got 6 months
I don’t mean to push all your buttons I was just looking for mute
Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.