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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months

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Joana says:

September 13, 2020 at 8:00 pm

So they got 50:50 cut? 😂✌🏼

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- havau22 says:
  
  September 14, 2020 at 10:35 am
  
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Prior... says:

September 12, 2020 at 10:09 am

hahah (and I heard another joke about a calendar – something to do with the worst item they bought this year was a planner for 2020 – )

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Tai Paslaptis says:

September 12, 2020 at 10:05 am

Keep up the good work and make us smile. The world is full of doom and gloom at the moment, to be able to give laughter is a gift.

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- havau22 says:
  
  September 12, 2020 at 10:08 am
  
  Thank you my friend for sharing your thoughts and encouraging a positive outlook towards life
  
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- havau22 says:
  
  September 12, 2020 at 10:09 am
  
  🙂🙂🙂
  
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